Recent evidence has come to light that suggests that our very own admin "Mother" is masquerading night and day as Oklahoma's very own Batman. Does this sound ridiculous to you?
THINK ABOUT IT
1. Frequent appointment and meeting cancellations -> BATMAN 2. Often tired or sore -> BATMAN 3. Sleeping at odd hours of the day -> BATMAN 4. Tells everyone he's unemployed but has seemingly limitless funds -> BATMAN 5. Has a high moral standing in life, and confronts people when they're out of line -> BATMAN 6. Has a relatively close group of quiet friends and keeps them close, but at a personal distance in areas such as what he is doing during the rest of the day/week. -> BATMAN 7. Likes to drive badass cars -> BATMAN 8. Keeps atleast one close friend that is fluent in the ways of computers and gadgets -> BATMAN 9. Recent obsession with a GAME about BATMAN -> BATMAN 10. Slight aversion to sunlight, possibly caused by either growing up in a city with no daylight (gotham), or spending most of his waking hours in the night time.....with bats...... - > BATMAN
Ok, so i kinda trailed off at the end of the list there, but STILL.
